To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.
imagine if laptops had emotions and only let you use them when they felt like it
"i don’t have the energy today"
"but you’re charging"
"THE EMOTIONAL ENERGY BARBRA, GOD YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME."
i want this to be the post i am known for
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!
your url really suits you actualucifer
i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child
oh good god i fucked up
Dante was so wrong. There are ten circles of hell, and the tenth is reserved for tumblr bloggers.
*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this
well if you close your eyes
isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever
i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature
construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head
and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP