Run boy run! This ride is a journey to 
Run boy run! The secret inside of you

To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

queefstiel:

queefstiel:

imagine if laptops had emotions and only let you use them when they felt like it

"i don’t have the energy today"

"but you’re charging"

"THE EMOTIONAL ENERGY BARBRA, GOD YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME."

i want this to be the post i am known for

gaytrenchcoatangel:

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

image

image

image

image

image

your url really suits you actualucifer

becausejensenackles:

I feel like I should have seen that coming.

troyesivanismyqueen:

troyesivanismyqueen:

i don’t think i’ll ever be ready to be a parent i can’t even raise a spider how do u expect me to kill a child

image

oh good god i fucked up

Dante was so wrong. There are ten circles of hell, and the tenth is reserved for tumblr bloggers. 

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

elicrotch:

v0ciferation:

checks grades

*bastille voice* how am i gonna be an optimist about this

well if you close your eyes

Men at some time are masters of their fates. The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings.
— William Shakespeare (via tocamelot)

audino-hearts1:

jalapenopizza:

isnt it odd how the human mind expands inwardly forever

i can build characters and worlds and universes and define new laws of nature

construct stories and timelines and fit it all together inside my own head

and yet i can’t draw a fUCKING LAMP

Thank you